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A Journal for All Seasons PT I

Online journaling resources. Since there’s already plenty of information out there for the top contenders, I did not review the most well-known sites: tumblr, live journal, penzu. I wanted to take a look at what else was out there, and how a journal site might be of particular use to writers looking to access their work anywhere they are. To test post length, I pasted material from Project Gutenberg’s “Snow-White and Rose-Red.”


journalateReviewing: Journalate
Look: Clean, sparse, attractive; white and blue with some red and black on the journal entry page
Layout: Options along the top right
Cost: Free
Upgrade: Premium bells and whistles for $27/yr
How to start: All you have to do is enter an email and invent a password, then start writing. Possibly the fastest/easiest sign-up. 
Pros: 
Site boasts “no software install, update from any device” and also touts its privacy and encryption. You can send an entry to a friend. Ostensibly you could use this function and email entries to yourself in order to back up your files.
The main selling point of Journalate seems to be (and the main aspect that sets it apart from other journal options) is that you can pay for the upgrade and be able to import data from your other social media locations: Twitter, Facebook, Instagram. This allows you-the-user to recreate a fuller journal representation of what you were doing, saying, and thinking during those days. You can also add images and YouTube videos to your journal entries. If you’re willing to pay for the service, this may be the best option for you.
Cons: If you’re not looking to pay, this one is likely not going to be your first choice, since all the special stuff requires payment. 
Jobe’s writerly notes:
 I did not experience any entry length limitations.


journeycloudReviewing: Journey Cloud
Look: White with blue accents
Layout: Intuitive, easy design
Cost: Free
Upgrade: Cloud Membership rate is $29.99/yr, but a pop-up advertises “Starting at USD 2.49/mo,” possibly for just a particular feature?
How to start: If you have a gmail user, just log-in and grant Journey Cloud access to your Google Drive as it relates to the entries you create and store with this app. You’ll automatically be redircted to the entry creation and editing page.
Pros: 
it can link with your gmail log-in. Super simple and easy.
Cons: if you don’t have a gmail account, it looks like you have to make one. Also, I type with line breaks between paragraphs, a formatting preference that Journey Cloud negated in my saved posts, both when writing in the entry field and pasting from a different text editor.
Jobe’s writerly notes: No line breaks does not work for me. (If there’s a way to fix this, someone please let me know.)


onlinejournalReviewing: Online Journal
Look: White and blue with red accents; simple, attractive fonts
Layout: Really just a front page with selling points and links at the bottom for brainstorming how to use a journal and/or what kind of journal to make
Cost: Free
Upgrade: n/a
How to start: Scroll down to the bottom of the page and enter your email to subscribe. You’ll receive an email. 
Pros:
You can use this one from any device. You can also share an entry or make an entry public (but the default setting is always private).
Cons:
 You can’t start writing immediately. You have to wait to receive your confirmation email.
Jobe’s writerly notes: No limitations on entry length or number of entries.


computer-phone-book-menReviewing: JRNL
Look: Customizable
Layout: menus across the top
Cost: 
Do you want a printed book of your online journal entries? If so, you’re in luck. (Is this retro chic?) A 100pg b&w print costs $19.95 and options go up from there.
Upgrade: It looks like the online journal is completely free since the printing is their main revenue source.
How to start: Click “create my free account” then from your confirmation email “activate.”
Pros: This was the first one that had a more interesting color scheme, soft blurry colors that felt soothing and not distracting. You can edit the date and time. You can title the entry. Looking through the options, you can change the wallpaper, too. The profile you can choose to fill out is extensive. You can select entries and elect to have them printed. You can utilize tags. It appears you can create separate journals, perhaps for different topics or intentions.
Cons: When I clicked “save entry” at the bottom, nothing happened. I tried several times. When I tried a very short entry it saved, and it could then be edited or deleted as normal. When I tried the long entry again, it again would not save. I deleted paragraph at a time until it allowed a save: my word counter indicated that 840 words is apparently a rough estimate of your max entry length using this one.
Jobe’s writerly notes: Word count limitations does not work for me.


screen480x480Reviewing: Goodnight Journal
Look: white with accents of orange and green
Layout: menus on the top right, entry previews like a blog
Cost:
free (donations optional)
Upgrade: n/a
How to start: Register and activate via link in email.
Pros: This one auto-saves as you’re typing (much like gmail) which is nice. It’s also linked to your google user. You can elect for your entries to be private or public, default is private. You can fill out a profile and you can download backups. For people who like reading journals, you can “surf” user entries marked public.
Cons: If you don’t have a gmail user it could be inconvenient to have to make one.
Jobe’s writerly notes: I did not experience any entry length limitations.


Image result for diaroReviewing: Diaro
Look: white, blue, dark gray / white & blue / customizable!
Layout: Instead of a “save” at the bottom right, be aware of the “done” checkmark at the top left.
Cost: free
Upgrade: Diaro Pro costs a one-time fee of $4.99, thereby enabling linking and sync-ing to Dropbox as well as going ad-free (but I didn’t notice any ads) and allows you to add pictures to your entries.
How to start: you can invent a log-in or opt to link to your Gmail account for sign-in.
Pros:
A new entry provides you with your character count, word count, and an option to elect a current mood. The full word count of the entry I’m using for testing is 2,634 and I did not experience any limitations. Once it’s saved there’s a preview list similar to the look of Gmail. As mentioned in “look,” this app has customizable color features. So mine is yellow, because yay! You can also export/import and link to Dropbox. There are charts to track entries per day, words per day, moods, and more.
Cons: If you want a journal that uses a pop-up to ask for your location so you can track your local weather report as part of your entry, this is the app for you. It struck me as a bit odd, but I guess it’s not much different from mood tracking, so, hey. Something for everyone. (You can turn this feature off, so it’s not an actual con.)
Jobe’s writerly notes: Interestingly, the finished product journal entries appear on “lined paper,” unlike most of the other apps.


Image result for dabble meReviewing: Dabble.Me
Look: blue and white
Layout: 
Cost:
free
Upgrade: $3/mo for Dabble Me Pro
How to start: When I tried to write a first post, I received this message, “Subscribe to PRO to unlock the ability to add new entries via the web.” So I think it is meant to be used primarily as an app on a phone or tablet. When I checked my email I found that this journal uses the reply function in your email to post entries that way.
Pros: Interestingly this is the only journal I’ve seen that advertises (in the pro version) being able to add songs to journal entries (via spotify). There is also a search bar function. You’ll get a confirmation email when you post so I guess saving these confirmation emails would be a method of having the content archived (maybe this is their way of ‘backing up’ files). Persistent email reminders to add an entry, if you like that.
Cons: When I pasted my Project Gutenberg text into my email, it had all the formatting and line breaks and paragraph indents of the original text. In Dabble Me there was no formatting retained and everything rushed together in one huge block of text. Also, I don’t really get the point of typing in my email. If I wanted to do that, wouldn’t I just do that, say in Drafts, without the need for a journal program?
Jobe’s writerly notes: No line breaks, no paragraph breaks, no thanks.


logoReviewing: Monkkee
Look: white with orange and dark gray
Layout: simple, intuitive design; search bar on the right, dates on the left
Cost: free
Upgrade: N/A. This site appears completely free (no ‘pro’ version) but offers an option to donate (in Euros).
How to start: registration has to be confirmed via email like many of the others
pencilPros: There is a search bar function. There is basic formatting similar to WordPress, it autosaves, and tags are usable. The preview of the completed journal entry has no formatting but the full entry does. Buttons for writing a new entry, deleting, and printing, plus a sidebar for a calendar search. English is one of four language options, making it the only international app I’ve reviewed here. This journal also makes use of tags. The preview has no formatting but the actual entry does. There is pocket_knifeno save button, it just auto-saves. Headers of various sizes are an option to use.
Cons:
Monkkee makes a huge big deal of the fact that they have NO way to retrieve your password if you lose or forget it and in that case your content will be lost and gone forever.
Jobe’s writerly notes: I love the line drawing look. This app is clean, simple, easy. Possibly a contender for favorite.


Life Journal - A beautiful, secure, full featured journal/diary app (compatible with Day One)Reviewing: Life Journal by Beautiful Life Apps
Look: too busy!
Layout: too much going on!
Cost: $24.99 (sign-up for the newsletter to get 10% off)
Upgrade: three additional add-on products each with their own accompanying costs
How to start: I could not find any way to try the product without purchasing, so I moved on. Personally I feel like there are so many free and low cost products out there, you can’t just expect people to pay without at least offerring a free trial.
Pros:  It boasts compatibility with another journal app, Day One. 
Cons: It touts itself as having a gorgeous interface, but honestly to me it looks too busy and feels too crowded with icons.
Jobe’s writerly notes: N/A.


1Reviewing: Day One
Look: white and blue with attractive fonts
Layout: simple, attractive
Cost: free
Upgrade: appears to be a cross-platform app with at least three versions–Day One Classic, Day One 2.0, and Day One Premium. Day One Premium requires a $34.99/yr subscription but the app is currently offering a discounted rate of $24.99/yr.
How to start:
you can create a user (email confirmation/activation) but you can’t download and use it on a PC, only on iOS, Mac, or Android.
2Pros: This app has been around since 2009, so it’s had time to gain momentum and popularity–and it has won awards, like App of the Year. Everything defaults to a private setting, but you can select what to share and who to share it with. 
Cons:
 No good if you primarily want to type on your not-a-Mac computer.
Jobe’s writerly notes: since I don’t own a Mac computer and I don’t prefer to type on my phone (my typing speed is 2x-3x slower) this one is not the ideal one for me.


Honorable mentions for diary.com, which was suggested by several sources but had a “we are buggy come back later” message when I tried to visit the site; and ohlife, another one I found mentioned several times in my initial research but was discontinued in 2014 (RIP). Thanks for reading, and I hope you found out something helpful in our pursuit of the perfect online journal!

Cheers,
Jobe

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Grant, Rowell, Adler-Olsen, Hamilton

Mermaids, lesbians, wholesale slaughter? How could I turn down a peek into Mira Grant’s Into the Drowning Deep. It was a smart, fast vivid vivisection of this mythic legend’s oft neglected scientific underbelly!

Continuing with the gay theme, Carry On by Rainbow Rowell is the Potter / Draco fanfic we absolutely knew we needed! But that’s not all it is, because Rowell has her own magical story to tell, too.

I’m continuing my way through Jussi Adler-Olsen‘s series, Department Q, and I’m currently on book 5 of 7. I was startled to realized this series is kept under “mystery” at my local library since I’ve always thought of it as “crime drama,” but I guess that’s just a subcategory!

Another series I’ve been working on is the Laurell K. Hamilton Anita Blake series. I’m on book three but have been for ages and haven’t really been reading at all lately. What’s going on up there, Brain? But I’ve been up to a lot else, so I guess I’ll give myself some slack.

What are you reading? How’s your summer been?
Much Love,
Jobe

P. S. 50 Book Pledge has a new look!

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Slow reading, Hamilton, and Adler-Olsen

It’s been a very slow reading year for me and I can’t say that I’m sorry. There’s just been too much else going on, including really digging into my writing. If I do a major reading challenge every other year or so I cut myself some slack on the off years. One challenge I set for myself was to go an entire year without purchasing books for myself so I’d actually read the books I own and haven’t read yet. (Of course I still buy books as gifts for people, don’t be silly.)

One series off my to-read shelf is the Laurell K. Hamilton Anita Blake series. There are 28 books in that series currently, including novellas. Since I like to have an audiobook series playing when I’m driving, I also started in on Jussi Adler-Olsen and the Department Q series. In addition to the seven books that are out/translated so far, the first three stories have also been adapted into films available on Netflix.

I’ve so far read the first two Hamilton/Blake books, the first three Adler-Olsen/Dept Q books, and watched the first two movies. They’ve all been well written and entertaining. My only complaint might be that there was a different voice actor for each audiobook, but that may be a common style choice I’m just not used to, spoiled as I am by James Marsters/Jim Butcher/Harry Dresden.

While in previous years I might’ve captured several quotes from each volume, I only managed to have the wherewithal to collect these four quotes from volume 2 of Adler-Olsen’s. Enjoy.

Jobe

***

He was in the midst of a Led Zeppelin orgy while splattering soldiers on his Nintendo as his zombie girlfriend sat on the bed texting her hunger for contact to the rest of the world.

***

“Even though you’re a total asshole, know that you wouldn’t be the worst to have back if you chose to return after your leave of absence.”

The tired man looked at Karl surprised, or maybe the right word was overwhelmed. Burg Back’s microscopic emotional displays were difficult to interpret.

“You’ve never been especially kind, Karl,” he said, shaking his head, “but I guess you’re all right.”

For the two men this was a shocking orgy of compliments.

***

Suddenly she radiated a peacefulness Carl didn’t understand… A sense of release sent her spinning around and around, embracing the corpse in a dance without steps that seemed to make her levitate.

***

 

Then he breathed deeply, punched in the next number, and waited year-long seconds before Mona Ibsen answered.

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Sassafrass, Cypress & Indigo by Ntozake Shange

234934Sassafrass, Cypress & Indigo by Ntozake Shange is a fantastic book full of beautiful, fluid language and the much needed representation of African American women. It centers around three sisters and their mother, providing a slice of life account of each of their journeys. Each woman is shown in her connection to female ancestral spirits as well as featuring her in her own agency in present day. Interspersed as part of the book’s narration are letters from their mother, dream sequences, journal entries, and recipes as dishes prepared in the text of the story.

Indigo is the youngest (and my favorite) and she practices magic, so her section includes spells. She lives at home with their mother in Charleston, South Carolina, and the book opens with her getting her first period. She starts out playing with dolls but ends up as a skillful violinist, admired by neighbors and strangers alike, in addition to Uncle John and her male peers, fellow Jr. Geechee Captains.

Sassafrass is the oldest sister who makes art of her woven tapestries and her delicious food dishes. She struggles to find herself while dealing with an abusive partner and his disrespectful friends who write lewd poetry “praising” (hypersexualizing) black women’s bodies while hypocritically dating only white women. Her story explores her intersectional identity and her longing to make something lasting. She moves from Los Angeles to stay with their middle sister, Cypress, in San Francisco.

The narration demonstrates how Cypress throws lavish parties and is willing to have sex with but not be tied to any particular man in a relationship, unlike Sassafrass. Cypress ends up moving to New York to pursue her dancing career, and there meets and falls for another female dancer, Idrina. Cypress enjoys being part of an all-female dance collective, telling stories of women’s bodies through their powerful performances. The romance crashes when Idrina’s lover returns from a long trip in Europe, and Cypress drowns her sorrows for a time frequenting late night bars, until she is reunited with Leroy, a friend she had tried to set Sassafrass up with back in San Francisco. Cypress’s story flows naturally through the feminist and civil rights movements of the time.

This book is so beautifully written, a summary cannot begin to do it justice. Just hearing the storyline is light years away from experiencing this deeply spiritual and artistic book for yourself.

Reading Challenges
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December continues to tick away! Are you ready for the year to end?
Jobe

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January First by Michael Scholfield

51ma0RMF88L._SX319_BO1,204,203,200_I took a break from blogging during November to focus on Nanowrimo but I finished reading several books and got behind on my write-ups. I’m going to try to do these books justice despite having let them sit for too long before writing down my thoughts. I read January First by Michael Schofield in record time: I started it one evening and finished it the next morning before work. I am a SLOW READER so this is saying A LOT about how this book grabbed me and didn’t let me go. I don’t know if everyone’s experience of this book will be similar to mine but I was absolutely spellbound. This is a nonfiction account of a father whose daughter January has child-onset schizophrenia. There were many aspects of this book which rang painfully true, having experienced mental illness firsthand in several forms, in myself, close friends, and close family. This book demanded my attention; I had to know what was going to happen to this girl and the father fighting for her. So many aspects of this read were familiar, and it was affirming to see them expressed in print. I’m lucky to have a kid on the autistic spectrum high-functioning enough that we can easily communicate. But the way that January threw violent fits was very reminiscent of the way that a friend’s low-functioning autistic son acts out. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone, he just can’t communicate in a different way when he gets that upset. When January is hospitalized, I can see the facilities in my mind’s eye, because I know such places too well. And when January’s “bad memory” is recognized for the dissociation it actually is, I was dumbstruck. This book is heavy and somewhat dark without a picture perfect happy ending, although it does leave the reader with hope. If you are interested in mental illness and mental health, this is a Must Read. I haven’t turned this book back in to the library yet because I read through it so quickly I wanted to read it a second time through more slowly. An incredible tale offering a true human connection thanks to this dad’s ability to be so raw and honest about the frustration, fear, confusion, anger, and exhaustion that accompanies having a close family member with mental illness in crisis. If you read the book and still want more, here’s an interview with Michael Schofield; janisjourney.org is meant to be a progress blog for Jani and her family but I can’t get it to load so I’m not sure of its status.

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#AnneReadAlong2017

November has come and gone! December is already half gone! Where did the year go???
Jobe

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Akata Witch by Nnedi Okorafor

akatawitchMy latest read was Akata Witch by Nnedi Okorafor. Okorafor does a splendid job of placing her work in the stream of those that have come before, and it struck me that this would be another volume particularly suited for providing you with a list of “books mentioned in another book” (No. 50 on the Pop Sugar Reading Challenge). Chichi’s home, which belongs to her mother Miss Nimm, is “full of books.” Sunny, too, is a lover of books; when “she had run out of shelf space” she “started keeping books under the bed.” In Okorafor’s opening before the novel begins, there’s a quote from Wizard of the Crow by Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o. Throughout the novel, there are also many quoted passages from the made-up book Fast Facts for Free Agents by Isong Abong Effiong Isong. Okorafor also mentions in her pages: Her Stories by Virginia Hamilton; The Witches by Roald Dahl; In the Shadow of the Bush by P. Amaury Talbot; and Purple Hibiscus by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.

Like the author, the main character Sunny was born in America and raised by Nigerian parents. Sunny and her family have moved back to Nigeria, where she speaks English as well as Igbo. It is so exciting to read a book about a young witch coming into her own–steeped in African legends and cultural references, rather than the old familiar western ones. Sunny forms an oha coven with her friends Chichi, Sasha, and Orlu. The reader learns all about the secret, magical world of the Leopard People alongside Sunny, who is late to the game and trying hard to catch up. There are crafty and discerning teachers,  troubles at regular school, new knowledge at every turn, a difficult father figure in Sunny’s mundane life, and a truly evil foe. Okorafor’s writing is fast-paced and exciting, and will keep you flipping pages ’til the very end. Luckily for those of you just discovering this volume, the second book, Akata Warrior, is already out! If you want to read more about Akata Witch, check out Chantel’s blog My Jamaican Vignettes and Bina’s blog If You Can Read This.

Reading Challenges
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#rockmytbr
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#AnneReadAlong2017

October is rockin’, can you believe it! It will be Nano before you know it…
Much Love,
Jobe

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Dark Tower: The Gunslinger Series (comic books)

7B46D832-0883-4AF7-B865-8618E762FC07Dark Tower: The Gunslinger series is the second set of Dark Tower comics put out by Stephen King and Robin Furth. The entire arc is our main character Roland Deschain chasing after the Man in Black, and what happens when they finally meet. Book 1 is The Journey Begins. Roland tells part of his tale to a traveler named Brown. After the Battle of Jericho Hill, Roland finds Aileen not dead but dying, and honors her request to bury her in the tombs of their fathers back in Gilead. Roland makes friends with a billy-bumbler, which is kind of like a not-so-bright-but-talking raccoon. Not-Men eat a bunch of billy-bumblers but Roland’s Billy in particular keeps saving his life. Like, twice. In Kingstown Roland rescues a woman whose name is Susan who looks exactly like his first love Susan, so of course there is some getting it on that happens after he saves all the ladies who were kidnapped to be slaves. Reminded that anyone near him dies–his Billy dies saving him–Roland leaves this new Susan behind, maybe sparing her a terrible fate.

381D47DC-F118-447D-8D7F-15F2BFE620B1The Little Sisters of Eluria, Book 2 of this arc, is definitely one of the creepier concepts in these already-super-creepy comics, so don’t be surprised if this one sticks with you. Roland explores a ghost town only to be attacked by mutants, and wakes up in the care of the Little Sisters of Eluria, a nunhood that appears to be nurses, but you know from the start there’s something weird going on. There’s the one good nun-nurse, Sister Jenna, and the rest of them are super ick. Come to find out Roland is being regularly drugged to keep him docile and immobilized while insects crawl around inside his body healing him. EW. He’s also got a cross pendant he picked up from town that puts the nun-nurses off. (Hiss, hiss!) Watching it happen to one and then another of the male “patients,” Roland finds out that they’re being healed just to then be eaten. The nuns aren’t vampires, exactly, think more like spider zombie hybrids, because they keep their prey in webbing-ish stuff. When Roland gets loose from their grasp, with the help of the good one Sister Jenna, he sees that it was just a small tent, and most of what he saw on the inside was hallucinations. They get away from the baddies with the help of a stray dog that’s got a cross pattern in its fur–go figure–and Roland gives ladyface her first kiss, awww, then falls asleep. Good thing he doesn’t get it on with this one because when he wakes up she has turned into bugs. Yeah. Awesome.

54F24FBE-FF37-4D65-A2C3-CBF6E9FD1ABCThe whole point of The Battle of Tull, Book 3, is that Roland kills THE ENTIRE TOWN. That’s like, forty people, which may not seem like a lot by modern standards, but he’s got six-shooters, y’all. He shows up and he can tell the Man in Black has been through (he’s pursing him this whole time, okay?) because the MiB has brought an old dude back to life. Old dude Nort now has some bit of the sight, and knows Roland to be a Gunslinger. Roland shacks up with Allie, the barkeep with a scar, and waits for all hell to break loose, which it soon does. The preacher lady Pittston sort of mass-hysteria’s everybody into trying to kill Roland, hence Roland killing the whole town. Allie speaks the word Nineteen to Nort, which is the secret password to insanity and all the knowledge of the afterlife, so of course she asks Roland to kill her because she’s bugnuts, and he does. Well. That was A LOT of killin’. This book also gives Roland some major deja vu because he thought he’d left Brown’s encampment but Brown acts like he’d never left or stopped telling his tales. So Roland just rolls with it, because what else is he going to do.

DDE7EA8A-95D4-4AB6-8ADF-B79B4866608CIn The Way Station, Book 4, Roland finally meets Jake, who is this cool little kid from present-day our world (well, like, the ’70s, but close enough). So there’s a lot of funny jokes that Roland doesn’t get, and Jake has to learn all the ‘slinger speak. (Yar!) Basically Jake died in his world and showed up in Roland’s, brings Roland back from the brink of death, and then they decide to travel together up through the mountains. Roland gets to feel fatherly and get a glimpse of raising the son he never had, making Jake a rabbit pelt sweater for the colder weather and teachin’ him stuff. Then Roland has to put the kid to sleep so he can go get it on with a future-seeing succubus, who gives Roland nothing but jumbled riddles, but of course “Jake is gonna die” is the message we all come away with.

9AD6B089-83A4-40FB-B91C-6CBE710652F1So Roland is finally narrowing in on the Man in Black here in Book 5–they even have a conversation where MiB makes it clear that yes, Jake is definitely going to die–and Jake makes the requisite Johnny Cash reference. Roland tries to imagine leaving off his life’s quest (reaching the Dark Tower, and, ostensibly, saving the world, I guess) in order to lead a regular life being Jake’s dad, but he just can’t do it. He abandons Jake to his own devices, and Jake follows behind just a little too late. Each of them gets lost in the train tunnels on his own before they meet back up, each of them then comforted that the other went seeking him. Mutants attack while Jake and Roland are driving a pushcart on the rails and Jake gets to be brave and Roland gets to kill shit. Then there’s a crazy, rickety ole bridge, and Jake starts out crossing it with Roland not far behind, and there’s a bunch of Jake-almost-dies moments, but then the Man in Black shows up and Jake sort of teeters and is only able to grasp the edge, so Roland has to make this split second decision whether to save Jake and lose the MiB forever or leave Jake to die and finally catch up with the MiB. Being completely obsessed with his scrap of life’s purpose, Roland lets Jake fall to his death. Yeah. I’m not even kidding. Then Roland and the MiB have a pow wow and some dream times and the MiB reads Roland’s tarot, which lines us up for the next arc, which is called The Drawing of The Three.

8198BE8B-DDFB-42D6-BA0B-4E2D2EAD6E9ALast Shots, Book 6 in this arc, is really just three mini stories smushed together. The first one is Sheemie’s Tale, which I thought was by far the most interesting of the three. We get to find out more about the universe (multiverse?), the Tower, the power beams, End-World, and more. The middle story just seems like some extra Roland content that maybe got cut from somewhere else but was too good to just ditch altogether. The third story is Roland telling dying Aileen the story of Arthur Eld defeating Lord Perth, which is very David and Goliath esque (Arthur even fights with a sling). It’s interesting to see Arthur Eld, who I kind of always assumed was King Arthur, as just a scrawny kid from Topeka. But their world is all mixed up from ours, because he’s a shepherd with a sling and his town only has archers, but the enemies rolling toward them have tanks. So the tech levels are very confusing. Tune in next time for the next Dark Tower arc, and much more besides!

Reading Challenges
Here we go for reading challenge updates:

  • PopSugar 2017 reading challenge Okay. Full disclosure, I’m stretching on several of these categories. The problem is, I have this compulsion to fit everything into the same rows and lines, and I can’t just have some of these titles fit categories and others not. It would be like setting up the checkers board with pieces missing. GLARING SPACES STARING INTO YOU FROM THE VOID. It just makes me panic a bit. So, here are the categories I picked, with indications of the ones that are stretching it. No. 7 a book that is a story within a story Dark Tower: The Gunslinger: The Journey Begins (Book 1). Fits the category just fine. No. 43 a book with a family member term in the title Dark Tower: The Gunslinger: The Little Sister of Eluria (Book 2). Fits the category perfectly, and I’ve had this one planned for a while. No. 1 a book recommended by a librarian Dark Tower: The Gunslinger: The Battle of Tull (Book 3). Okay. I could not for the life of me figure out a category for this book, and I’ve been saving No. 1 for something else, but I needed a category, so here’s how I justified it: my husband used to work at a library, and often gave Reader Advisories; he also told me to read this series. There ya go. No. 33 a book set in two different time periods Dark Tower: The Gunslinger: The Way Station (Book 4). This one is also perfect. We see Roland’s cowboy land and Jake’s modern world. No. 41 a book recommended by an author you love Dark Tower: The Gunslinger: The Man in Black (Book 5). This is really stretching it. I asked my friend Cody to ask his husband Remy (who is an author) if, in his opinion, Remy would recommend The Dark Tower novels and/or comics. Because Remy is a horror reader and writer, and Remy works nights and sleeps days. Cody reckoned that Remy would likely recommend them, if he had read them, of which fact he was unsure. And I have not received further clarification. EEEK I HAD TO DO IT OKAY! No. 19 a book about food Dark Tower: The Gunslinger: Last Shots (Book 6). This is really less of a stretch than usual for me. I’m truly never going to read a book about food in any traditional sense, I can’t ever see that happening, I don’t like cookbooks or anything. But food is a significant symbol in about 1/3 of this book: in Evil Ground Roland sets up camp where a hobo was, he eats a rabbit, the hobo’s ghost shows up and eats the ghost-marrow from the ghost-rabbit-bones, and Roland finds the corpse of the hobo the next morning which has been eaten by crows. I really think is the closest to “a book about food” that I’m going to get. So there you have it, all my sins laid bare.
  • Book Dragon’s Lair Audiobook challenge Nope.
  • Book Dragon’s Lair Pages Read challenge This 800 pgs (WOW!) brings me to 14,245 pgs. Good Gracious!
  • Read It Again, Sam Nope.
  • My Reader’s Block Mount To Be Read (TBR) and Rock My TBR challenge Nope. These are library books.
  • Diverse Reads challenge (here and here). I’m gonna go with nope.
  • The Book Date Full House challenge Nope.
  • The Book Date Read the Books You Buy challenge Nope.
  • The Worm Hole’s What’s In A Name challenge Nope.
  • Anne Read Along Nope.

Hashtags for the challenges that had them:
#popsugarreadingchallenge
#rockmytbr
#diversereads2017
#whatsinaname2017
#AnneReadAlong2017

Hope you’ve enjoyed my ridiculous summation of the Dark Tower: The Gunslinger saga.
Stay tuned, more to come.
Much Love,
Jobe

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